Cheat SMS Messages44 messages

Man: U Cheated me...

Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.

Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne Cheating ki hay.
class:
bardasht.
attendence:
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
teacher:
jani dushman
exam:
evil dead
examinor:
Don
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
marking:
andha kanoon
exam time:
Qayamat
Cheating:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
paheli
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
result:
sadma
pass:
chamatkar
fail:
Devdas
future:
na tum jano na ham...:)
FULL TIME FILMY
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..
18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..
Of course I am not going to Cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!
Words from Shakespeare
“It’s not Ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which Cheat u
but
it’s really Ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which love u.”

@raabid
I'm
A Cheater
But
I Don't Cheat Humanity.
I Hate Study
...But
I Luv Technology.
I Flirt wid Flirters
But
I Respect Luvrs.
World Cant Change Me
But
I Can CHANGE D World.
I Dont Have Books In Hands
But
I Have Revolutionry Ideas In Mind.
I'm D Rarest Race On Earth,
Meet Me
I'm
Youth Of Pakistan

Happy Pakistan Day :)
ScHoOL buNkErs
bAcK beNchERs
Car RAceRS
sTudY HaTErS
cLasS DhoOmER
strEAt tAKerS
pArtY mAkerS
fiGHTErs
CheatErS
EaV tEaSeRs
PEOPLE CALL US

NATIONAL R0CKERZ....
It’s not your mistake if you can''t read
the eyes which Cheats u but it''s really
your mistake if you can''t read the
eyes which cares you.
Whenever U Lie Or Cheat The Person Who Likes U.

Don''t Think They R Fools to Believe U !

They Hide Their Feelingz Bcoz They don''t Like To Disapoint U...
Iss MESSEGE ko
bari Mehrbani 7 din
baad parna OK,
Band Karo Aur Save Karo do,
Oh!
Samjh Nahi aati
acha chalo6 din baad OK,
aray phir parh rahe hu app!
yeh Cheating hai..
acha itni jaldi hai
tu parh lo....
I"m the Ist one
who wish u..
Eid Mubarak