A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire." . . . Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ? . . Woman: . . . A Billionaire.
Dil Ko Aram Milta Hai Tujhay Pane Se,
Meri Sans Main Sans Hai Bas Tere Hi Aane Se,
Kaise Tuh Chor Jati Hai Mujhay Bhari Mehfil Main Tanha,
Kya Dar Lagta Hai Tujhe Mere Karib Aane Say...