High level confidence

High level confidence
High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
  

Jun, 19 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2397 views       Decent

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Can U Tell Me Your Ingredients
B''coz I''ve Mixed 10000 Kg Of Sugar ,
10000 Kg Of Choclate & 10000 Kg
Of Honey But Still Cud''nt Make Person As Sweet As "U"
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life''s First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life''s Last day.
NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is
LiKe NeEdInG a
PaRaChUtE ...
If He IsN''t ThErE tHe
FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd
HiM, ChaNcEs ArE yOu
WoN''t Be NeEdInG hIm
AgAiN ... (= ;->
don't walk as if you rule the world.. walk as if you don't care who rules the world. And that's ATTITUDE! :)
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.......
maut ki gari me jis din sona hoga,
na koi takiya hoga na koi bichhona hoga,
sath hogi aap jaise dosto ki mithi yaade,
aur shamsan ka ek chhota sa kona hoga
Sometimes I lie awake at night,

and I ask,

''Where have I gone wrong?''

Then a voice says to me,

''This is going to take more than one night''.
Love,
Like, a storm raging in all frenzy,
Furiously beating the waves.
Or, turbulence beneath tranquil sea,
Mysteriously it behaves.
Memories sometimes
behave in a crazy way....
They leave you alone when
you are in a crowd....
& when you are alone they
stand along with you like a
crowd.......
We live in r Dreams
but
Dreams May Die.
Don''t get shattered & never cry.
The world is big n has lots to give.
Pick a new Dream
&
Start Again.
Gud Day.. . . . .
Golden Words of Hitler:

When u are in light,everything will follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow will not follow u.

That is life