High level confidence

High level confidence
High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
  

Jun, 19 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2722 views       Decent

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I Asked :
My Heart Is So Small,
How Can YOU Such
Great Sorrows In It ... ??

GOD Replied:
Your Eyes Are Even
Smaller, Yet They
Behold The World .. :)
Rudeness is a weak imitation of strength.
The squeaking wheel doesn''t always get the grease.
Sometimes it gets replaced.
Frequency of my msgs may b less.

but the time i remember U is more.

Thats Y science says tht

frequency is inversely proportional to time.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
Time is the most playful element because...

It lengthens the minutes when you wait for some1.

& rushes the hours when you enjoy special moments with them.. :-|
When you want to enjoy life, think today as your life''s First day. When you want to achieve something in life, think today as your life''s Last day.
A Good Relationship Is Not When Two

"Perfect People"

Come Together.

But Itz When Two

"Imperfect People"

Learn To Enjoy Their Differences
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum
haseenon ke galey mila karte the,

Ye un dinon ki baat hai
jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the
''Cutest Story Ever''

Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me

Mom: how can u prove dix my son?

Kid: Coz u''ve 2 sons n i''ve only one mother =]

SHHO CHWEEET :]
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Dik k Darwaze pe likh Diya No ADMISSON


Phir B Ap chale Aae without PERMISSION
Ab ke bichhade to shayad,
khyalo me mile,
jaise sukhe hue phool,
kitabo me mile.
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