High level confidence

High level confidence
High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
  

Jun, 19 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2250 views       Decent

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Some Times God Wants Us To Meet A Few Wrong Ppl
By Meeting The Right One So That
When V Finally Meet The Right Person. We''ll Know
How To Be GrateFull To That Gift ..
This Msg Is 4m Hum 2 Tum

That

Hum is Missing Tum Very Much

Without Tum, Hum Is Very Lonely

So Tum Never Go Far From Hum

Otherwise

Hum Will Die Without Tum ... ;->
Mana k
"PYAAR" ka
pehla lafz "P"
adhora hai

lekin

agar "P" ko nikal do

to

"YAAR" reh jata hai

Or

Aap jese "YAAR" ho

to

Zindagi se b
"PYAAR" ho jata hai.
Feelings r many but words r few,
Clouds r dark but sky is blue,
Luv is a paper,
Life is glue,
Every thing is false,
Only my luv is true.
Ek Mahan Philosofer Ne Kya Khub Kaha Hai

Ke..

"Zindgi Tu Hi Bata
Kaise Tuje Pyar Karu??


Teri Har Ek 'Subah' Meri Umar Kam Kar Deti Hai.
~*~ GOLDEN WORDS ~*~


¤Jo Dukh de usay chorh do magar jisay chorh do usay dukh na do.


¤Buri suhbat k dosto''n se kaantey ache jo 1 bar zakhm dete hyn.


¤Agar tum ALLAH ki ibadat nhi kr sakty tou gunah krna bhi chorh do.


¤Apni muskarahat se kisi ka dil jeetna sab se azeem karnaama hy.
One hurts you, so that you may find someone who can heal you.
If nobody is there to hurt u, u will never know d person who cares for U.
"Ek BohAt KhubsurAt JuMLA"

"ALLAH Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya,


Or ALLAH Ko Kho Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nai Paaya.../
DIET PLAN FOR LIFE;
1)Eat Ur Words
2)Swallow Urpride
3)Digetst The Teaching Of God
4)Elimintae The Ego
5)For Desserts; Indulge In Prayer & Meditation
Madani Phool

Apni Sochon Ko Paani K Qatron Se Zeyada Shafaaf Rakho,

Kyun K !

Jis Tarah Qatron Se Dariya Banta Hai,
Usi Tarha Sochon Se Emaan Banta Hai.
Woh
Bade faqr se kahti hai
Yeh khoobsurat nasheman
yeh cars ki fleet
Yeh malbusaat ki chamak damak (Kapde)
Meri apni kawish hai
Zindagi ki
Saree ra’naiyaan
Yeh aasaish
Kisi ki marhoone minnat nahin
Zindagi main koi ehsaan ka
Lamha nahin
Main khud main bilkul mukammal hun
Oonchi kursi per baith ker
Na jane kitni zindagiyoon ko
Sawarti aur bigaadti hun
Lekin
Is ke Bawajood
Aik Mazboot
Aur Mustahkam
Saahare ki justujoo main
Uski aankhain neend ko
Tarasti hain!
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First