High level confidence

High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->

Jun, 19 2010 177 chars (2 sms) 2573 views Decent

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Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

Daarling

Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.

Mry Mehbob To

Mry Mehbob To Mujhy "HATE" Na Kr,
Band Aas Ka "GATE" Na Kr,
Tera Mery Sath "CONECTION" Hai,
Tera Mera Wahid "SECTION"Hai,
To Raqeeb Ko Ab "NOMINATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mri Kul-Kainat K "BEST" Sanam,
Mri Chahat Ko Mat Kr "TEST" Sanam,
Ab Jaldi Aa "LATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr,
Mujhy Piyar Ka Koi "GIFT" Na Dy,
Didaar K Kbhi "SHIFT" Na Dy,
Hr Raqeeb Ko Hrgiz "LIFT" Na Dy,
Mry Piyaar Ka Sasta "RATE" Na Kr,
Mry Mehboob To Mujh Sy "HATE" Na Kr.

Aap Mere Liye 1

Aap Mere Liye 1 Phool Ki Tarha Hain ..

Jisay Hum Chor Bhi Nahi Sakte

Or Tor Bhi Nahi Saktay

tor Liya Tou Murjha Jao Gaye

Chor Diya To Koi or Lay Jaye Ga.!!!

We love ourself

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes...

Then how can we hate otherz for their small mistakes??

Strange but true!!!

I have no Yesterday

I have no Yesterday..
Time took it away.

2moro Nobody Knows.
It may not b mine.

But I have today 2 Wish you the Sweetest day.

TC. Keep :)

Sumthing Missing In

Hey!

Sumthing Missing In U,

But Wat & Whr?Lets Search

In Ur Bag
NO
In Ur Pocket
NO
Oh GOD
I Got It
Its On Ur Face

UR SWEET SMILE!

Luvles lyf iz like a

Luvles lyf iz like a fruitles tree
But
frndles lyf iz like a rootles tree
Tree can live widout fruit but not widout roots

This Is Ramzan Offer

1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70
1 Ka 70

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1 Ka 70 Kia....????
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This Is Ramzan Offer "1 Ka 70 .... 1 Naiki Karo Auro 70 Naikion Ka Sawab Kamao"

Madad Kyun Maangte

Madad Kyun Maangte Ho Auron k Darbar Se,
Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere PARWARDIGAR Se.

Ek ALLAH MADAD''GAAR,
BAQI SB TALAB''GAAR.

Always Have A Unique

Always Have A Unique Character Like SALT,

It''s Presence Is Not Felt

But

It''s ABSENCE Makes All Things

""TASTELESS""

Enjoy ur life

Enjoy ur life,
no matter how hard it may seem!
When life gives u a thousand reasons to cry,
show the world that u have a Million reasons to Smile.

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