High level confidence

High level confidence
High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->
  

Jun, 19 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     3186 views       Decent

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I Want Go Back To
That Time

When ''''Getting High''''
Meant On ''''Swing''''

When ''''Mom'''' Was
The Only ''''Hero''''

When ''''Dad''s Shoulders''''
Were The ''''Highest Place''''
On Earth

When ''''Worst Enemies''''
Were Ur ''''Siblings''''

When The Only Thing
That Could ''''Hurt'''' U
Were ''''Skinned Knees''''

When The Only Things
''''Broken'''' Were Ur ''''Toys''''

&

When ''''Good Byes'''' Only
Meant ''''Till Tomorrow''''
TIPS FOR A BETTER LIFE..
1. Live without pretending.
2. Love without depending.
3. Listen without defending.
4. Speak without offending.
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
.
.
.
Wife:Because
.
.
.
.
.
i married the wrong man.
Wat Is The Secret Of My Energy?
.
.

Boost?
No
.
.
Horlicks?
No
.
.
Money?
No
.
.
Then Wat?
.
.
A Small Sweet Msg From ‘U’ Everyday
Beautiful thought- "We always feel bad,that good things happen only to ''others'', But we always forget that we are ''others'' for someone else....
This Msg Is 4m Hum 2 Tum

That

Hum is Missing Tum Very Much

Without Tum, Hum Is Very Lonely

So Tum Never Go Far From Hum

Otherwise

Hum Will Die Without Tum ... ;->
My Silence Doesn''t Mean
"I Forget U"

My Disappearance Doesn''t Mean
"I Don''t Care About U"

Our Distance Doesn''t Mean
"V r Far"

Coz

U''re Always In
"HEART"
HaRdEsT MoMeNt Is NoT ThAt
WhEn u |osE SutHiNg
&
TeArs CoMe OuT OuT Ov Ur EyEzZz....

BuT

It'S tHe OnE, WhEn U LoSe SuMtHiNg
&
StI|| MaNaGe To CrY.....
Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.
''Cutest Story Ever''

Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me

Mom: how can u prove dix my son?

Kid: Coz u''ve 2 sons n i''ve only one mother =]

SHHO CHWEEET :]
4 Facts To Live Better LIFE:

Never Say Sorry To One.. Who Likes U,
Never Say Bye To one.. Who needs U,
Never Blame The One.. Who Really Trust U..
&
Never ForGet The One.. Who Alwaz Remmbers U..!!
Wh8z true but unfair
"Ur presence"

Wh8z real but invisible
"Ur Care"

Wh8z sweet but naughty
"Ur Smile"

Wh8z precious but priceless
"Ur company" ... :)