A boy was going with his Girlfriend, a friend asked:Who is she ? . . Boy:My cousin. . . . . . . . . . . Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.
Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary" . . Pathan said: Ab bolne ka kya fayida Hitler bhai? Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?
Aaj key baad koi baat na honey dein gey hum.teri ankhon main barsat na honey dein gey hum.Aaj key baad din hi tera mukader hoga.teri khushion ki kabhi raat na honey dein gey.
Boy asked a girl:Why do you love Rose,which dies in a day ? Why don't you love me,who dies for you everyday ? . . Girl replied: . . . . . . Oye Hoye...Angreziiii.....