A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire." . . . Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ? . . Woman: . . . A Billionaire.
Aren''t U Glad That
GOD''s Hotline Doen''t Have A Recording
Tht Says
"The Number U Dialed Is Temporarily Unavailable
Plz Try Ur Call Letter"
U Can Call On Him Anytime . . .
Arz Hai Aladin K Pas Tha 1 Jadui Jin..
Dil Nai Lagta Hamara App K Bin..
Stainless Steel Mei Hota Hai 0.2% Tin..
Khuda Kare Mast Jaye App K Ajj Ka
Din... ;-
MeMoRiEs r tReAsUrEd,
No oNe cAn StEaL.
PaRtInG Is hEaRtAcHe,
nO oNe cAn HeAl.
SoMe''ll fOrGoT u wHeN u R gOnE,
BuT I''ll r3m3mb3r u No MaTteR HoW lOnG.....