Chala SMS Messages295 messages

Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata Chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?

Sufaid Baal

Husband:Aaj khana tumhari Maa ne banaya hai ?

Wife:Haan par apko kaise pata Chala ?

Husband:Roz khaney mein kaaly baal milte hain aur aaj sufaid mila hai.

Faraz funny light sms

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor Chala dena

Baadalon ki tarha

Barish k baad aksar mera dil doob sa jata hai "Faraz",
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K tu bhi kahin mujhe chor kar Chala na jaye baadalon ki tarha.

Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!

Chehra Koi Bhi Aankh Mein Thehra Na Phir Kabhi,
Dil Ne Kisi Bhi Shakhs Ko Chaha Na Phir Kabh,
Rootha Zara Si Baat Pe Uth Kar Chala Gaya,
Aisa Gaya K Laut k Aaya Na Phir Kabhi,
Kuch Youn Mila Ikhlak Se k Bus Ishq Ho Gaya,
Wo Ajnabi Tha? Kon Tha? Socha Na Phir Kabhi..!!!

1 Class Ka Bacha

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta Hai.
Mai Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hoon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir Mai Apne Ammi Abbu Ko Aap K Ghar Kab Bhejun.
Miss: Wo Kyon?
Bacha: Ta'kay Wo Hamari Baat Agay Chalayen,
Miss: Ye Kya Bakwaas Hai!

Bacha:
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Tution Parhne K Liye..

Chala Jaa Msg

Chala Jaa Msg. to Ban k Gulab.
Agar Hogi Dil lagi To Ayega Jawab.
Agar Na aye Jawab to Mat Hona Udas.
Samaj Lina Hamare liye Waqat Nahi Un k Pass

Chhoor kar sahil

Chhoor kar sahil-e-hayat Chala ab safina mera kahiein thahry
zahar peena mera muqadar hay aur tere hoont dil-nasheen thahry
kis tarah tere aastaan pe rukoon jab na paoon taly zameen thahry
Mein tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga...

Mujh ko itana zaroor kehna hay waqt-e-rukhsat salaam say pehly..
toor loon rishta-e-nazar mein bhi tu utar aye baam say pehly
ye meri jaan mera vaada hay kal kisi waqt sham say pehly..
Mein tera shahar chhoor jaoon ga.........

Wo "ZAMANA" Chala

Wo "ZAMANA" Chala Gaya, Jab Hum Tere "ASHIQ" Thea Ab Tu "KAABA" Bhe Ban Ker Ae Ga To Tujhe "SAJDHA" Nahi Kerein Geay.

Aaj Khuda ki hum

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum Chalange sada.
Sabko EID MUBARAK

Aaj Khuda ki hu

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum Chalange sada.
Sabko EID MUBARAK

muj ko chor kr janay

muj ko chor kr janay walay

mera dil dokhanay walay

bin bataye tm kahan Chalay gaye ho

ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho

agar tm is eid pr na aye

to mera kia banay ga?

main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?

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AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA

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