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abba ne beti ko date marty

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.

Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu Chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.

driver k saath bhaag gai

Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?

Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)

mery dimagh main kia chal raha hai

Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?

Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,

Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)

aa kahin door chalay jaaen hum

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Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)

kameeni charas peeti thi

Us ki ankhon mein lagta tha k mery pyar ka nasha hai
"paPpu"

Wo to baad mein pata Chala kameeni CHARAS peeti thi... ;->

tu lang ja saadi khair a

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he Chalaia" ;->

jab load shedding ho out of control

Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator Chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

pathan england mai club me

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
.......
O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)

urdu pushto or chin

Urdu, Pushto Or Chinese Sher K Baad Ab Ek Hindi Sher

Chintit Hun Ma K Is Prem Ma Kitni Durghatna Hy FARAZ.

Is Chinta Ki Vivastha Liay Ma Suargvasi Ho Chala :)

naraz kyun hotay ho

naraz kyun hotay ho Chalay jatay hen teri mehfil sy:faraz"

apny tuty hoay dil k tukry to utha leny do:...

naraz kyun hotay ho

naraz kyun hotay ho Chalay jatay hen teri mehfil sy:faraz"

apny tuty hoay dil k tukry to utha leny do:...

naraz kyun hotay ho

naraz kyun hotay ho Chalay jatay hen teri mehfil sy:faraz"

apny tuty hoay dil k tukry to utha leny do:...

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