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Sabse alag sabse nayare

Sabse alag sabse nayare ho aap
Tareef kabhi puri na ho itne pyare ho aap
aaj pata Chala ki zamena q jalta hai humse
Qki dost to akhir hamre ho aap

Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Muj Ko Chor Kar Janay Wale

Mera Dil Dokhanay Wale

Bin Bataye Tm Kahan Chalay Gaye Ho

Ab To Mere Khawabon Mein Bi Bus Tum He Atay Ho

Agar Tum Is Eid Pr Na Aye

To Mera Kia Banay Ga?

Main Kis Tarah Ye Eid Guzaron Ga?

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Aye Mere Ghar Se Baghay Howe Qurbani K Pyare
Bakray Plz Wapis Aa Jao Naa…

tera blood group kia hay?

OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi Chalay ga……

funny poetry

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor Chala dena

study

Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan Chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan Chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…

aankhen

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya,
Tab pat Chala sali yeh toh behri hai...

muhabbat he

Agar sansen mehk jaen, Agar ankhen Chalak jaen, Agar khuabn ki khuaish ho, Agar phool’n ki barish ho, Agar hanste hoe rone ko ji chahe akele mai, Agar koe dekh kr tm ko, kahen kho jae melai mai, Agar tm pouchne jao k akhir kia haqikat hai, Aur is ka ye jawab aei ” mujhe tm se nufrat hai” Samjh lena MUHBT hai, Samjh lena MUHBT hai.

Aankhon Mein Raha

Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *

Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car Chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"

car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"

pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."

uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

muhbat

tum ne tu phir bhi sikh lia dunya ka chaal Chalan...
hum tu kch bhi na kar saky tujh se muhbat k siwaaa...!!

jb choty thay.

Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi
tamana thi
magar ab pata Chala ki adhure EHSAS
aur tute SAPNE se
achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute
KHILONE the.

woh haath me leke hilate hai 'Jinke paas hai...

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam Chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'

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