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Jali Hui Rotiyon Per Bohat Shoar
Machaya Tum Ne
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Nadan
Maa Ki Jali
Hui Ungliyan Daikh Letey To Bhook Hi
Mitt Jaati

"Vekh asman te urrde panchi, Na o karde rizq zakheera, na o Bhookkay marde ne,

Bandey hi karday rizq zakheera, Bandey hi Bhookkay mardy nay".

"Bulleh shah

2 lovers in park

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BhookAY”

100 Rupees

Faqeer: Oh..Bab kuch dedo boht Bhooka hun.

Pathan: 100 rupees dikhaty huwe bola 50 rupees hein tere pass ?

Faqeer: (Khush ho kar) G haan.

Pathan: To pehle wo to kharch karlo.

Baap Ne Apni Beti

Ek Sawal:

Baap Ne Apni Beti ko Gift de Kar bola k

Bhook Lagy to kha Lena,
Pyas lagy to P Lena,
Aur Sardi lagy to Aag laga Dena!

Batao wo kon See Cheez hai?

Reply SOCH KAR.

Answer :

Coconut

Ek Tera Ehsaas Hai

Ek Tera Ehsaas Hai

Jo Har Waqt Mere Sath Hai

Ek Teri Yaad Hai, Jo Din Raat Mujhe Tarpaati Hai,

Ek Umeed Hai Tere Aane Ki,

Apna Tujhe Banane KiNa Chain Hai Na sakoon hai

ye kesa mera hal hai,

Ratain hogye hain itni lambi jo kate nahi katti,

Na Bhook hai pyas hai na koi aas pas hai,

bus ek tera ehsaas hai jo har waqt mere sath hai

Wo rula ker hans na

Wo rula ker hans na paya dair tak
jab mai roo ker muskuraya na dair tak

bhoolna chaha agar uss ko kabhi
Aur bhi wo yaad aya dair tak

Bhookhey bachon ki tassali key lye
maa ney phir pani pakaya dair tak

jab mai roo ker muskuraya na dair tak

gungunata ja raha tha ik faqeer
dhoop rehti hai na saaya dair tak

Wo rula ker hans na paya dair tak
jab mai roo ker muskuraya na dair tak

Tulsi Aisi Preet nA

Tulsi Aisi Preet nA Kario jaisay Lambi khAjoor

Dhoop laGay to Chaon nhi,Bhook Lagay phal Door.

Is desh mein pariyon ki

Is desh mein pariyon ki kahani bhi khoob hai

bachche ko usne fir Bhookha sula diya

Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai To Sehri Main Sirf:

1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathy
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Banas Khaen.

Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. :-)

Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k

Jadeed Tehqeeq Se Pata Chala Hy k

Agar Sehri k Baad

14 Ghantey Gehri Neend So Lia Jaye
Tou

Bhook Aur Pyaas Nahin Lagti .. =P ;)

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BhookAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''

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