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humnain us ki doli sajae hai

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti Behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

photo leni hai

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha Behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

1 liter khoon

Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata

Admi:
Din me b kat rahy HO
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Macchar:
Kya karo Ghar ma Behen ki shadi Hy Or Larky walo Ne 1 liter khoon jahez Me Manga hy;-)

A msg rec by gov

A msg rec by gov of pak frm n unknwn num,

9-dec-08 Pakistan k liye boht bhayanak din hoga, jo sari dunia k liye ek khofnak misal ban jaega, hmare log pakistan k kone kone mei phel gaye hain, or apne ozaro k sath tayar hain, suraj tlu hote hi pakistan mei khoon ki nadia Behengi, ek b
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janwar nhi chorenge, sb ko qurban krdenge, ALLAHU AKBER
frm: ZKA (Zardari Kasai Association)

HAPPY EID in Adv. :p ;->

Zakhmoun se choor

Zakhmoun se choor choor hai Zahra(as)ka ladla
roko zaraa ye teer to sajda karein ada
kese jawaan betay ki wo laash uthaye
tooti hui kamar hai k Abbas(as)chal basa
bhai ki laash pe jo Behen ro k gir parri
mein ja rahi hu shaam mujhe keh do alvidaa
ummet ne khoob AJR-E-RISALAT diya humein
tu be-kafan HUSSAIN(as),mein ZAINAB(as) be-rida choor hai Zahra(as)ka ladla
roko zaraa ye teer to sajda karein ada
kese jawaan betay ki wo laash uthaye
tooti hui kamar hai k Abbas(as)chal basa
bhai ki laash pe jo Behen ro k gir parri
mein ja rahi hu shaam mujhe keh do alvidaa
ummet ne khoob AJR-E-RISALAT diya humein
tu be-kafan HUSSAIN(as),mein ZAINAB(as) be-rida

Pyarey Bhaiyya

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!

27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.

Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF

Elastic

Elastic

Hansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa . .
Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti Ela

Usko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?

Hansa : Ela To . .

Ela -Stick Leke . . .

Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!

1.ek dusrey k lye

1.ek dusrey k lye baney hain
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah!kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bht paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

Santa Ne Bus Me

Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi

Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni Behen
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->

Teacher: Translate in ur

Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..

Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA Behen aik kar di...:-D

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....

JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

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