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EiD Mubarak

I HopE iM thE First Who Send u This Msg
Dont Smile Jan|x . . .

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Bakra EiD Ki BAAT Kar Raha hon… :p…
Shikwa Teri YaadOn Say Kuch Is Tarha Kia Hum Ne ,,
Hanstay Hanstay Dil kO Rula Diya hUm Ne ,,
Ek Lamha Diya Tu Ne Jeenay Ke Liye ,,
Aur Us Mai Zindagi kO Beeta Diya hUm Ne ,,
Ek Safay Pe Likhi Teri Yaad Ki Dastaan ,,
Doosra Hissa Khaali Hi Jala Diya hUm Ne ,,
Kis BAAT Ki Maa’zrat Chahatay Hain wO ,,
Jis BAAT kO Sun’ntay Hi Bhoola Diya hUm Ne ,,
Wo Kyun Nahi Aatay Humaray Pass ,,
Jin Ki RahOn Mai PalOn kO bicha Diya hUm Ne ..
Pota Apne Dada Se Hanste Hue Poochta Hai

Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain,
Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun?
Dada: Beta BAAT Aisi Hai,
Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur
Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi.
Samjhdar Like Kare
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya BAAT Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek BAATh Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
kabhi Lafz bhool jaon

Kabhi BAAT bhool jaon

Tujhe is qadar chahon

Apni zaat bhool jaon

uth ker jo kabhi tere

paas se chal doon to

jaate huwe khud ko

tere paas bhool jaon
Aa Gayi Thi Ik Din Tanhaye Bhi JazBAAT Mein
Aank Sai Bhi Chand Boondein Gir Pari Barsaat Mein
Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to BAAT banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to BAAT banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to BAAT banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti BAATon per yakeen kare to "APRIL FOOL" banjaye
Ye mohabbat k haadsay aksar dilon ko toar dete hain,

tum manzil ki BAAT karte ho log rahon pe chor dete hain.
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


Pathan: Oy afssos ki BAAT "Happy" hour se kese kru?
Bicharr ke to khat bhi na likhe yaron ne,
Kabhi kabhi ki adhoori si BAAT se bhi gaye.!
1 yehi BAAT mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??