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sar nama mere naam ka aur khat raqeeb ka..

zAlim tere sitam k hain unwan ajjab ajjab...

Kitne zAlim hai mere khuwab..
Jana
us se milne k lye mujhe sone nai dte

Teri yaadein ßhi,
tujh si zAlim hain,

"SaNaM,

Jab dekhti hain
''TANHA'' hamein,
satane chali aati
hain,,,

simat te paya
ek nai umang mein har baar meri aankhon ne kshitij mein sama rahe

sooraj ko nihara.........par phir subhe ki laAlima mein palkon ko

bheega hua paya
shaamon-sehar bas tanhai..........aur har lamha isi soch mein beeta
is duniya ko main samajh nahi payi ya is bhari duniya mein koi

..............mujhe samajh nai paya?

Dil diya tha MOHABBT

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zAlim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

For All The People

For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine

Happy Valentine

For Others

Watch AAlim Online ;->

Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,

SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zAlim,

Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.

(Bechara Mard)

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zAlim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.

''Zid apni na chhodi

''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaAlim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''

''A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!!

''A-0-A.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko vAlima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''

''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

''Barray ZAlim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.

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Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''

''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZAlimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..

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