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GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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<))>
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Insan ki POTI ke 4 Rang Hotay Hen
1- Peela (Yelow)
2- Hara (Green)
3- kala (ßlack)
4- kathye (ßrown)

Insani POTI Me Ye Chezein Aksar Dakhna ko Milti Hein
1. Kheery k ßeech
2. Kuti Huwi Mirch
3. Rol Huwe Timatar
4. Dhanya

kabi POTI ko Ghor Se Dakho To Images ßanti Hain
1, Cheel (Eagle)
2, Saanp (Snake)
3, ßhoot (Ghost)
4, Dinasour
etc...

Types Of POTI
1. Patla Dast
2. Sakht
3. Gaarhi
4. Sookhi
5. Jelly
6. Oily

Info Collected ßy
(Wiliam POti)

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

lamha lamha mera is

lamha lamha mera is''dukh''main''basar''hota hai"faraz"

k zindagi''bohut''kam hai''tujhy''"chahny"k liye,,,,

Submited in : Faraz SMS

Characters : 107 | Sms Length : 1

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Submitted By amir From khanewal ( 03136005708 )

nawaz aur shehbaz

Nawaz Aur Shehbaz Dekh Rahe Thy Jahaz,
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Wah Wah....
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Nawaz Aur Shehbaz Dekh Rahe Thy Jahaz,
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Dono Ki Tind Per Chammat Mar K Bhag Gya FARAZ :)

Submited in : Faraz SMS

Characters : 187 | Sms Length : 2

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Submitted By Shehryar From Attock ( 0092123456789 )

faraz now available in english

Faraz Now Available in English...!

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...

Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
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And Asked for My LG KG 195..!! :-P

gas ki load shedding

Gas ki load shedding par kia khoob kaha ha faraz ne:

Ab tou itni bhi mayassar nahin choolhon se,

Jitni hum chor dia kartay thay Koolhon se..;->

Submited in : Faraz SMS

Characters : 153 | Sms Length : 1

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

christmas is not a t

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Submited in : Christmas SMS

Characters : 165 | Sms Length : 2

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

wishing u 12 months

Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2006 & always

50th birthday messag

50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down.

today if anyone prai

Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....

Submited in : April Fool SMS

Characters : 157 | Sms Length : 1

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )

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