Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
  

May, 25 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     1776 views       Funny

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When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.
Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!!

Suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHSIN" b rehta Hai;-)
Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.
1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Gear

1 Ear listening Mobile

1 Ear listening Muzik

1 Foot on Accelarator

Other on Clutch

&

Both Eyes On Girlz


WELCOME to PAKISTAN

A very busy nation...
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

Na sath tmhara chorenge

Na krenge dil se door tmhe

Na dosti tmse tornge

Agr toot b jye ghalti se


to






ELFY laga k joren
Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
KaASsh...




aaj thori barish ajaye...


Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...


Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...


Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak

Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.





1 Larki Meray Sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back Saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,



BecOZ Soon They Will Get Married.;->


So Don''t Jealous.
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.