Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
  

May, 25 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     1715 views       Funny

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A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low batavey hai,
Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa




Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
''DEKHO NA
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KISI NEY BLANK SMS SEND KIYA HAI YE BHI KOI SHARAFAT HAI KYA?''
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay


Hain wo log

Jo apki qadar nahi kartey ;
Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK karte hain... ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)
Gaon main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

No



I
am
not
decent




I
am
not
good




I
am
Stupid




I
am
Mental





I
am
Idiot






Aisa Q Sochtey Ho
Tum, Tum Jese B ho
Mere Dost Ho, Got It ;->