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hajam kerte kerte
arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte

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hajam ker gae

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dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae..........;->

May, 18 2010 313 chars (2 sms) 2222 views Funny

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A Teacher lecturing on population –

A Teacher lecturing on population –
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

Janix yEh Sms Naya

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KAISA LAGA..........;->

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nahi Athi?
ABCD Me "1" Kahan Ata Hai

************BREAKING NEWS*************

************BREAKING NEWS*************

ZABARDAST SALE TAMAM BATA OUR

SERVISE KI DUKAAN PAR EK

JORA KHARIDNEY PAR 5 JOREY FREE.......

JALDI KARIEN.............

CRICKET TEAM WAPIS

AA RAHE HAI............

Science Teacher :

Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->

YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

YESTERDAY IS A WASTE PAPER.

TODAY IS A NEWSPAPER.

TOMORROW IS A QUESTION PAPER.

BUT, LIFE IS AN ANSWER PAPER.

SO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU WRITE !

The best way to

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Once Pathan Goes

Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia
Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?
Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.
2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye
Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Pese Ka Gam Nai,
Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-

1st Man : Yar Ye

1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->

Message Of The Year:

Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple.....

A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!

Ppl Say A Kiss Is On HEAD

Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD

A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS

A Passionate Kiss On LIPS

A Romantic Kiss On NECK

But

Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On

Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->

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