THINK ABOUT IT!

THINK ABOUT IT!
THINK ABOUT IT!

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl..... =O

Is that so ... ;)
  

Jun, 18 2010     281 chars (2 sms)     3382 views       Decent

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The "CLOUDS" May Cover The "SUN"
BuT We Know That
The "SUN" Never Forgets To "SHINE"
Just Like "U"
I May Not Often See "U"
But "U" Always
"SHINE" In My "PRAYERS". . .
No & Yes are the words which need a long thought.

Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying Yes too soon or No too late.
This Message Has
No Fat
No Cholesterol
And
No Additive.
This Is All Natural Except
With A Lot Of Sugar
But
It Can Never Be As Sweet As The One Reading It. =)
A Good Relationship Is Not When Two

"Perfect People"

Come Together.

But Itz When Two

"Imperfect People"

Learn To Enjoy Their Differences
The real art of conversation is not only to
say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing
at the tempting moment....
" Health Tips "

1. Answer The Phone By Lert Ear.

2. Do Not Drink Tea 3 Times In Day.

3. Do Not Take Pills With Cool Water.

( New Chain Of Health Messages )
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
Kehte Hain K Jab koi Kisi Ko Bohat Yaad Kerta Hai
Tou Ek Taara Toot K Girta Hai . . .

Ek Din Aap Ki Waja Se Sara Aasman Khali Ho Jayega . . .

Aur Ilzaam Humare Sir Aayega . . . :(
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
School se Hasil ki Hum Ne EDUCATION


Phir B na samaj sake Dil ki DEFINATION


Dik k Darwaze pe likh Diya No ADMISSON


Phir B Ap chale Aae without PERMISSION
Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life. Don''t say to God: ''Why me?'' Instead say: ''Try me!'' Let''s live a courageous and challenging life.
FEW GOOD THOUGHTS

1.Pray as if everything depends on God, and work as everything depends on you.

2.To handle yourself use your mind & to handle others use your heart.

3.Don''t loose head in success and heart in failure.

4.Beauty and colour may attract the eye but character appeals to the "HEART