The Shortest Solution

The Shortest Solution
The Shortest Solution Of Every Problem

Is To Minmize The Distance Between

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Those Who Knee Down To GOD

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Jun, 16 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2661 views       Friendship

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Misd calls reachesTHE MOBILE.
Recived Calls reachesTHE EARS,
But,SMS reaches"UR BEAUTIFUL EYES & LOVABLE HEART" so i always like 2send
Good FRIENDS Care For Each Other..
Close Friends
Understand Each Other...
And TRUE Friends Stay
Forever
Beyond Words,
Beyond Time...**
A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries; Live simply;
Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
salam wale kum!

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DSNL

(Dosti Sanchar Nigam Ltd.)
Secret Of Friendship
Isn’t Finding A Perfect Friend But Loving Imperfect Friend Perfectly
True Friendship Doesn’t Have Any Ending
It Simply Never Ends
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your
Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n
not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn"T Be BoUgHt
Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS
FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him
Friendship is not something that happens at first sight, It happens when you start knowing each other and in turn endup needing each other. For every feeling, for every thought and for every moment.
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.