Don''t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
Choose your friend by their character
and your socks by their color ,
Choosing your socks by their
character makes no sense,
And choosing your friends by their color
is UNTHINKABLE .