once a guy wh

once a guy wh
once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked...........
have u left your girlfriend or she left you???
he smiled and answered ..............

  

Jun, 12 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2215 views       Love Stories

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Suno mein laut aya hoon
Meri batein
Meray waday
Mein apne saath laya hoon,
Suno meri dharkan mein
Wohi ik saaz bajta hai
Andaz meri baton ka
Tera andaz lagta hai
Khazaan k zard patton ko
Barf se sard mosam ko
Hijar ki garm aahon ko
Tanhai ki bahon ko
Suno
Main chor aya hoon
Abhi jo sakt baaqi hai
Mera jo wqat baaqi hai
Sameto mujh ko bahoon mein
Mujhay chand khushiyan de dalo
Meray sab gham sameto tum
Chand lamhay mujh ko de dalo
Mein sab rishtay
Sabhi natay
Sabhi bandhan
Sabhi dhage
Suno
Mein tor aya hoon
Suno mein laut aya hoon
Small love story......


Two butterflies love each other....one day they
where playing hide n seek at nite. girl butterfly
says " A small game between us". she says "who
sits on this flower earlier in the mrg tomorrow,
that one loves the other most". then the boy
butterfly says ''OK''. next mrg she was waiting frm 4''o
clock.the flower opened... she found the boy
butterfly dead inside it, because he stayed there
the previous nite itself.
thats what true love.
LOVE IS LIFE, dont miss it.......
One Nite A Girl And Boy Were Going In The Car

There Was Complete Silence

Both Of Them Stayed Quiet For Long

The Girl Then Gave Him A Chit.Boy B4 Reading It Told The Girl

(Wid Embarassing Expressions)

Dat He Wants 2 Leave Her As He Is Losing His Interest In Her

Then Suddenly An Over Speeded Car Collided

With Their Car

Girl Died N The Boy Survived

When The Boy Opened The Chit

He Droppd A Tear Coz

It Was Written

IF U WILL LEAVE ME I Wll DIE'';-(
When someone really likes you,
They will never hurt you!!
n If they do!
you can see it in their eyes that it hurts them too
A true luv story of a pnjbi boy.

A guy falls in lv wid a grl 4m his collge.

He proposd dat grl.

Grl askd shakl dekhi hai bandr wargi.

Boy said Teri shakl jada vadia a?

sali kod kirli jehi,

mareya thapad naasa bhan du,

vadi aai juhi chawla.

shakl dekhi e apni jive

kandh te nazr battu lagya hunda,

sali cham charik jehi.

Ja dafa hoja etho

nai metho butha bhna laengi.

The end.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai
Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam
Nahi......!!
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy".

They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.

They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins ''Johnson & Johnson''
Ek ladke
ne ek ladki
ko prapose
kiya to ladki
ne uske praposel
ko thukra
diya.Uska
dost ye sab
dekh raha tha
aur dusre din
use khush
dekh kar
usase puchhata
hai tum to khus
nazar aarahe
ho jabki ladki
ne to tumhare
praposel ko
thukara diya,
kya tum udas
nahi ho ?
to wo ladka
kahta hai
mai udas kyu
rahu wo bhi
uske liye jo
mujhse pyar nahi
karti,jabki
mai janta hu
ki maine use
khoya hai
jo mujhse par
nahi karti
udas to use
hona chahiye
tha ki usne
use kho diya
jo use sachcha
pyar karta tha.
RAHUL
Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA takra gaye,
dekhne wale b chakra gaye,
uper se awaz aayi ye kisi vedai hai
mehbob ki DOLI ko dekhne yaar ki MIYAT Aayi hai
AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI LARKI SE BOHAT PYR KARTA THA 8TH SE, AIK DIL CLASS MAI OSNE KOI CHEEZ PHENK K DEE TO OS NE BAREY PYA SE KAHA "SORRY" os sorry ne osko devana bana dia, wo os jumle ko roz hr waqt hr ghari yaad krta tha, wo osko dil o jan se pyr krta tha, ajab ke baat ye hai wo os k baad shaeri bhe krne laga or wo os par saheri krta tha, wo os ko dil he dil mai pyr krta hai aur zndagi k akhri snas k akhri sec tak krta rahega,

magar wo osko keh nahin sakta q k wo bareeeeeeeeeeeeee beyrehem hai,

"aap dua krna k wo osko mil jae plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
wo larka mai hou yaneee mera naam hai love
You can Have 10 Brothers

You can Have 100 Friends

You can Have 1000 Lovers

But

You Have Only 1 Crazy Person Who is Ready to Die For You
Written by a true lOver

"whenever i see her she hate me,

but whenever she see Othr cOuples,

She really miss me-"!