One Nite A Girl And

One Nite A Girl And
One Nite A Girl And Boy Were Going In The Car

There Was Complete Silence

Both Of Them Stayed Quiet For Long

The Girl Then Gave Him A Chit.Boy B4 Reading It Told The Girl

(Wid Embarassing Expressions)

Dat He Wants 2 Leave Her As He Is Losing His Interest In Her

Then Suddenly An Over Speeded Car Collided

With Their Car

Girl Died N The Boy Survived

When The Boy Opened The Chit

He Droppd A Tear Coz

It Was Written

IF U WILL LEAVE ME I Wll DIE'';-(
  

Jun, 12 2010     483 chars (4 sms)     2388 views       Love Stories

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A true luv story of a pnjbi boy.

A guy falls in lv wid a grl 4m his collge.

He proposd dat grl.

Grl askd shakl dekhi hai bandr wargi.

Boy said Teri shakl jada vadia a?

sali kod kirli jehi,

mareya thapad naasa bhan du,

vadi aai juhi chawla.

shakl dekhi e apni jive

kandh te nazr battu lagya hunda,

sali cham charik jehi.

Ja dafa hoja etho

nai metho butha bhna laengi.

The end.

HAHAHAHAHAHA
once a guy who recently had a breakoff wid her girlfriend was asked...........
have u left your girlfriend or she left you???
he smiled and answered ..............

Written by a true lOver

"whenever i see her she hate me,

but whenever she see Othr cOuples,

She really miss me-"!
1 janaze ko dek k ladki muskrayi,
baba bola-beti jawaan maut pe u muskaraya nhi karte,
beti boli" baba, wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge muskurayenge".
THIS IS LOVE
There was a beautiful girl named Rexona and a hand some boy named Cinthol, Rexona & cinthol fell in love with each other. Rexona parents were Hamam & Margo, cinthol parents were wheel & Nirma, Rexona was very excited to make cinthol his "Life Boy".

They wished to marry and approach their aunt 501 who mannages to convince them. Rexona & cinthol were very happy in thier love they fixed their marrige at " Fair & lovely " garden opposite to Santoor theatre, Medimix city.

They invited their friends Lux, Dove, Dettol, Savlon, Tide, Fa, Jo and others, Rexona and cinthol got married and lived Happily in their Dream land "PEARS" and after 1 year they got twins ''Johnson & Johnson''
AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI LARKI SE BOHAT PYR KARTA THA 8TH SE, AIK DIL CLASS MAI OSNE KOI CHEEZ PHENK K DEE TO OS NE BAREY PYA SE KAHA "SORRY" os sorry ne osko devana bana dia, wo os jumle ko roz hr waqt hr ghari yaad krta tha, wo osko dil o jan se pyr krta tha, ajab ke baat ye hai wo os k baad shaeri bhe krne laga or wo os par saheri krta tha, wo os ko dil he dil mai pyr krta hai aur zndagi k akhri snas k akhri sec tak krta rahega,

magar wo osko keh nahin sakta q k wo bareeeeeeeeeeeeee beyrehem hai,

"aap dua krna k wo osko mil jae plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
wo larka mai hou yaneee mera naam hai love
One Nite A Girl And Boy Were Going In The Car

There Was Complete Silence

Both Of Them Stayed Quiet For Long

The Girl Then Gave Him A Chit.Boy B4 Reading It Told The Girl

(Wid Embarassing Expressions)

Dat He Wants 2 Leave Her As He Is Losing His Interest In Her

Then Suddenly An Over Speeded Car Collided

With Their Car

Girl Died N The Boy Survived

When The Boy Opened The Chit

He Droppd A Tear Coz

It Was Written

IF U WILL LEAVE ME I Wll DIE'';-(
poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi
Suno mein laut aya hoon
Meri batein
Meray waday
Mein apne saath laya hoon,
Suno meri dharkan mein
Wohi ik saaz bajta hai
Andaz meri baton ka
Tera andaz lagta hai
Khazaan k zard patton ko
Barf se sard mosam ko
Hijar ki garm aahon ko
Tanhai ki bahon ko
Suno
Main chor aya hoon
Abhi jo sakt baaqi hai
Mera jo wqat baaqi hai
Sameto mujh ko bahoon mein
Mujhay chand khushiyan de dalo
Meray sab gham sameto tum
Chand lamhay mujh ko de dalo
Mein sab rishtay
Sabhi natay
Sabhi bandhan
Sabhi dhage
Suno
Mein tor aya hoon
Suno mein laut aya hoon
Kisi nazuk se lamhay main..

Kisi din shaam se pehle...

Agar main chupke se tere kaanon main yeh keh doon...

Ke mujhe tumse mohabbat hai...

To tum naraz mat hona...

Faqat itna tum karna...

Mujhe baahon main le ke tum...

Meri aankhon main aankhain dal kar...

Mere baalon ko sehla kar...

Bas itna keh dena...



TUM PYAR ke laayaq nahin...
A guy was tired of his girlfriends frequent msgs,
which always contained I love u I miss u

Have u taken ur meal? ETC
1 night while lying on the bed the guy recived a msg frm his gf
he didnt bother to read nd went to sleep
Next morning he received a call frm her fone that his girlfriend was killed last night..
He rushed nd read the text which said:
Honey plzz help, sum1 z following me
A TRUE LOVE STORY....



A guy and his girl friend where speeding
at 100 kmph.
GIRL:slow down its too scray...
BOY:no its fun.and asked her to hug him tight and tells
her that the helmet is heavy on my head take it and
were it on....
The next day its seen in the newspapers that a bike
crashed into the building and out of that only the girl
survived. the truth is that the guy realised that the
breaks failed but he dont want her 2 know.
he felt her love by getting her hug the last time........