Ek Admi Ki Saas

Ek Admi Ki Saas
Ek Admi Ki Saas
Ek Aurat Ki Saas Ki Maa Hai
Admi Or Aurat Ka Rishta Kya Hai?
  

Jun, 10 2010     79 chars (1 sms)     4023 views       Q n A

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A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr
Dimag hai to is word ko tarteeb do..
"LENZATE"
Ye 1 cute cheez ka naam hai.
Its challange 4 u.
Ye naam kam se kam din mai 5 dafa ap lety honge
Reply quickly.
It,S A Challnge 4 U

Phansi Ka Time Fajar K Bad Aur Soraj Niklne Se Pehle Kyu Fix Kiya Gya Hai?

Kisi Aur Time Pe Phansi Kyu Ni Dete Hn?
Reply With Solid Reason
Question:



Life ko kon zyda acha bna sakthi hai?


girlfriend ya wife..?


Answer: WIfe...!




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Honi kisi or ki chahiye.>
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
Hi Guiss ,
Do U Want To Test Ur Mind
Without Any Fees ,,,
If Yes Then Just Read This Question ,And Answer It Its So Easy ...

If

1 = 5

2 = 25

3 = 625

4 = 9625

Then

What Would Be ..

5 = ?????

Its A challang ...

For Right Answer Sms Me I''ll Tell U Ab Ur Mind ..
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur sarkarni naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?



"Chooona"
Choose 1 Of The
Following Caeroon
Character 2 Know Abt
Ur Nature

Micky Mouse
Barbie
Teddy Bear
Popye
Tweety
Pusy Cat
Jerry
Simba
Pooh
Scooby


Micky Mouse- Moody
Barbie- Honest
Teddy Bear- Romantic
Popye- Stupid
Tweety- Soft
Pusy Cat- Angry
Jerry- Clever
Simba- Cool Minded
Pooh- Cheerful
Scooby- Greedy
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. . . ?
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The Answer Is " The letter "m"