meaning of these dayz!

meaning of these dayz!
meaning of these dayz!
Sunday=Itwar
Monday=Peer
Tuesday=mangal
Wednesday=budh
Thursday=jumerat
Friday=juma
Saturday=hafta
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Woh kaun hein Jo aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam aik hee tarha k shikari sey kaiyee dafa shikar hoye par phir b ussee shikari k ghun ghatey hein?



Naheen pata? Chalo mein batata hoon.

And the Answer is "We" matlab? Pakistani Awam
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Which person you want to see as the Target..???

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Q : Woh Kon se question hai Jin ka jawab insaaan Haaan ( yes ) Main nahi de sakta ?? ager Yes Deta hai tu Woh Jhoot (Lie) Bolta hai ???


Ans : Kiya Ap Soo Rahe Hain ? Kiya Ap Murda (dead) Hain ?
Half a Circle+Circle+Half a Circle+A
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Woh kia hai jo Politician Intihabat sey pehley awam ko detey hein aur wo cheez baad mein toot jaati hai?



"Waadey" aur "Khawab"
if u r genius find the answer


I + Opposite of W, initial of Ice, twice of the letter b4 T + 3/4 of X, 15th letter, 1/2 of O,
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Jab Insaan ko Piyar hota hai to woo Sheesha (Mirror) kyn ziyaada dekhta hai?

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( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

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Woh Gunnah KhudhKhsui Hai Yani Sucide.. Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)
What am I?

I am the begining of eternity and the end of time and space. I am the begining of every end and the end of every place. What am i?

The Answer:

The letter "E"! Beginning of Eternity end of timE and spacE, etc.
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