Describe me in 2

Describe me in 2
Describe me in 2 words in naughtiest way u can...........?
try its fun
c wat ur frndz think for u?
  

Jun, 10 2010     101 chars (1 sms)     3844 views       Q n A

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Wo Konsi 3 Cheezain Hain

Jinhain Hamesha Soch

Samjh Kr Uthana Chahiye

Reply Must.
A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...
Tumahre Bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K Bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka Bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
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The Answer Is " Father "
Kiss tarhan ki cheez sey apko raat main daar lagta hia?
Apney doston sey pocho and get exciting answers..!!
but reply me 1st.
Today Is World Red Rose Day.

If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed Call

N Snd Tis 2 Al Ur Friend
N See Hw Many Missed Call U Get
Correction Day

Tell Me 1 Bad Thing
That You Have Found
In Me & You Want Me
To Correct?
This Would Help Me To
Improve Myself This Year

Reply Is Must &
be Honest
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you''ll know, when you I do claim.
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Ans: Death!
Q.Agar Ap Se wo insan " I LOVE U"Kahe jise se ap pyar nahi karte

to kis tarha aap usay kahoge k me tmse pyar nahi karta aur uska dil bhi na tutay.
reply must
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena
Wo kia hai, jo har andha, beingha, Kana ,aur theek ankhoon wala sabhee dekhtey hein?






Mein bataon! Khawab
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