i m home please

i m home please



I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at



Pareshan Na Ho
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Kiye Hyn ...
  

May, 06 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2255 views       Funny

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Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
2 Makhiyo''n Ne Hotel Me Khane Ka Order Dia.

1st : Mere Liye POTTY le Aao LEHSAN k Sath

2nd : Mere Liye B Le Aao Lekin LEHSAN Mat Dalna
Muun Se Buu Aati hy ;->
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying,

"damn v screwed it up but that was fun!"

BB hum sharminda hain

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Wah wah wah
.
.
BB hum sharminda hain

.
.
.
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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
How Did Aamir Got
Sch Solid Body In
''Ghajni'' ?





Coz Of
Short Term Memory
Lost




How ... ?




Every Time He Did
Exercise n Forgot
After 15 Minuts ... ;->
Pir Sahib went to a prostitute for sex.
after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahib paise ?"
Pir sahib replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "


What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa


Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->