''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot