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1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p

Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia

Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon

Jab se aapko dekha hai, yaqin karo, Rat,

Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YÖU!
Tumko kya laga tum nåhi batao gy to mujhe påta nahi chalega K aaj,

''ANIMALS DAY''
hay
You naughty,
Once again
Happy Birthday

Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna

Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna

Ruk Jao

Ruk Jao Plz

Ruko Na

Ruk Ja

Ruk Oye

Ruk Na

Mujhe Pata Tha Tum meri bat nh mano gy

Me Msg Hi Kal Bhejonge...
Gud Nyt.

Ham pani kyun peety hain? .

Ham pani kyun peety hain?
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socho socho
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Lo sun''lo,
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Kyun K,
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Ham pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!

Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..

''Ye hay aap k

''Ye hay aap k

angothy ki "warzish"

Aap aChey

Aap

aChey

Sachey

pYarey

ImaNdaR

SamAJhdar

AqalmAnD

ShareeF

Logoon sey
dur rehain!!

Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey

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