Funny SMS Messages9373 messages

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
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U can Enjoy saving of SMSs.Ur Subscription title Kanjus is valid untill ALLAH give u TAUFIQ to send Sms ;->
Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.

Wife Opens d Door.

Sharabi asks Who r u?

Wife:How dare U 4get Ur Wife?

He answer:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai.. ;->
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!

To aj se BAND!!!









Kya Sms?






Nahi jee!















NEWSPAPER..
''''Mafi nama''''
Agar
Mere
Sms
Say
Aap
Pareshan ya
Ghusa hon
To
Bila jhijhak
Apne
Mobile
Ko
khench
k
diwar
main
mar
den!
Na rahega
Phone!
Na bajegi
Msg tone..!(_)
If ever I was rude to u,

If ever I was angry with u,

If ever I misbehaved with u,

than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!
Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?

Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.

Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?

Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.

:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

:-m

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka bhala hoga...!
Larke Ne Larki Se Poocha : Kia Tum Pakeeza Mohabbat Par Yaqeen Rakhti Ho ?

Larki Ne Jawab Dia : Haan. . . Shru Main Tou Isi Trha Kerni Parti Hai ;->
Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli


Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
‘’Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?’’


Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo
Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .





Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .






Abay Kerta Hii Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->