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Fone Number

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

Soo rahay ho kia? chalo sms kero

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SO rahe ho Kya?

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GHOORO MAT

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AANKHEIN KHOLO

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DONO KHOLO

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CHALO sms karo

Love Msg

Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din
Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din
Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se
Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din

Dr sahab 2 saal pehle

Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab Kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "

Unpossible

Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye Kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.

Chiraagh

Dard mein har koi muskra nahi sakta,

Apne dil ki baat sabko bata nahi sakta,

Roshni lene waley Kya jaane,

Chiraagh jal to sakta hai par apni takleef bata nahi sakta.

Koi ishara to de

Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein Kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.

naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho Kya baat hai aakhir ?
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Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

Wada

Hum to uski har khuwahish puri karne ka wada kar baithy "Faraz",
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Humein Kya pata k humein chorna bhi uski ek khuwahish thi.

Dictionary

Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Pathan said: Ab bolne ka Kya fayida Hitler bhai?
Jab Dictionary khareedi thi tab hi check karni thi na?

Bachpan ki neend

Wo bachpan ki neend to ab ek aas ban gayi hai "Faraz",
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Kya umar thi wo k raat huwi,
palken jhukeen aur neend aa gayi.

I'm going

Pathan to Teacher: I'm going ka Kya matlab hota hai ?

Teacher: Mein ja raha hun.

Pathan: Matlab bataye bagher to yaha se tera baap bhi nahi ja sakta.

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