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Bärishon me bheeg kr,
Wo aksar kaha karta tha,
Mjhe 2 chezen boht pyari lgti han,
ik barish aur ik tum,
Barish mjhe islye pyari lgti ha,
Q k barish tmari yaden le kr ati ha,
Tum mjhe islye pyary lgty ho,
Q k tmari yaden,
Barish ko or b pyara bna deti han,
Aj barish me akele bheeg kar,
....JANE q....
Mera dil mjse bar bar keh rha tha,
K me barish ki hr ik bound se puchun,
Kya usy barishen aj b pyari lgti häin...?
1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the

Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye Kya?

larki boli.
























abu main hun
Miss: Tum baray ho k Kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, Kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k Kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye Kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se Kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka Kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
USEY KEHNA'' Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay, Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay. DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho, Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay. Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa, Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay. Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab, Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay. JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to Kya hua, Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay
'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to Kya hua,
Tari TASVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir Kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.
Hont jab Hont se milte hain to Kya hota hai ?
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Tauba Tauba kitna burra sochte ho.....
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Moo band hota hai aur Kya ?
Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??




Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Nikaal Deti Hain To Kya Hota Hain?
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Almari Khali Ho Jaati Hain.
Mujhe ap se ye umeed nahi thi. Ap ne
ye kehte waqt kuch tu s0cha h0ta akhir ap ko hoa kiya tha,
ap k zehan me yeh baat ayi kaise thi. Had h0ti hai,
ap ko zar0rat hi Kya thi k ap mere bare may l0g0n k0 ye bata0 k


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0n earth"
Nazar lug jaati hai mujhey!...