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3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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in ki larkian.

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai

''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
muFat ke sms padne ki b had hoti hai!!

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui

''Ek Chor Police Sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police Sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb Sy Sardar Sahib Guzry To Unho Ny Soch K Shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

Sardar Sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna Shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao

Sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab Shuro Ho Gya...''

''A bulky boy went to

''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his Father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his Father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his Father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

''1 chor Police sy

''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye Fata Fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"

Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FatHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FatHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FatHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FatHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FatHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FatHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below C Level"''

''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,

''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
AaFat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.''

''Father Watching Fashion T

''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''

''After the Announcement

''After the Announcement the final result of class, Father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

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