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Man: How old is your father?

Man: How old is your Father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a Father only when I was born.

21st Century.... Good/Bad???

21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Boss - Brainless

Our Salary - Very less . . .

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the Fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the Fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Lover Gives Love

Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But A Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the Father of second child"

When....His wife delivers TWINS

ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FatTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''

MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")

Newtons First Law

Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or Father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........

Hi! Need one gal

Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s Father must have his own bar... CHEERS

YAAD AAPKI NA AYE,

YAAD AAPKI NA AYE, AISA HUM HONE NA DENGE..

DOST AAP JAISA, HUM KHONE NA DENGE..

SHARFat SE BHEJHTE REHENA HUMEIN SMS

VARNA HUM AAPKO CHAINE SE SONE NA DENGE ;->

Tom : How should I convey the

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my Father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Father to son after exam

Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." :P

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