Fat SMS Messages372 messages

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My Father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.

Daughter: I want to do BBA.

Father: what is that?

Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki

''B''ike par

''A''sh!!!!!
Teacher to student: "if your Father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh............. har exam mein first aati hai

Son: Dad.............! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon... ;->
what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and Fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies
Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.
Teacher to student: "if your Father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D
what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?

Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../

aNd

Fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".