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Ye ulfat - Ye uljhan

Ye ulFat - Ye uljhan - Ye kasmkas - Ye diwangi
Jane kyo isi me simat jati hai ek aasiq ki jindgi

Na sukh se ji pate hau- Na chein se mar pate hai
Bhatkate hai yaha waha karte huye apne yaar ki bandgi

Kabhi wafa ki khusiya - Kabhi bewafai ke badal barste hai
Par har dil me chahat ek- Foolo si mahke mere pyar ki jindgi

Har pal mahakna- Sawarna Pal - Pal aahen bharna
Kabhi chand se - Kabhi gulaab se apne yaar ki tulna karna

Kbhi chot khaakar bhi na sambhalna
Khi jaane anjaane me pagal sa bhatkna

Aakhir bachta hai bus pagalpan - Jhalkati hai viraniya
Or har aasiq ke paas bachti hai ,,,,,,,,,,sirf yaden,,

Chahat ki mehfil

Chahat ki mehfil main bulaya hai kisi ne,
Khud bula ker phir sataya hai kisi ne,
Jab tak jali hai shama jalta raha parwana,
Kiya is tarhan saath nibhaya hai kisi ne

Armaan mere raiza raiza hogaye hain,
Yun kil k aangan say giraya hai kisi ne,
Aag lagi hai dasht main koi kiya bhujaye ga,
Dil is tarah say aaj jalaya hai kisi ne,

Dil rota hai raat bhar yaad kar k kisi ko,
Is tarhan ulFat main zakham khaya hai kisi ne,
Sangdil jo tha aaj woh bhi ro parha
Us ko bhi tarpaya hai kisi ne

Tumahre Bhai ki B

Tumahre Bhai ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas K Bhai Ki Biwi Kii Saas
K Pati K Jamai K Pote Ki Maa
Kis Saas Ki Nand Ka Bhai Aap Ka Kaun Hua.....???
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The Answer Is " Father "

Chor Ki Biwi Ka B

Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FathEr

Two fathers and two

Two Fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand Father, Father, son "

In my Father"s house

"In my Father"s house are many mansions."
-The Bible, John 14:2

Na Papa K Maar Se

Na Papa K Maar Se,

Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,

Na Ladki K Inkar Se,

Na Chapalo K Bochar Se,

Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge

Sirf "RAKHI" K Tyohar Se

Marry''s father has

Marry''s Father has four daughters
1]ABCGS
2]AZBCX
3]AWXJZ
4]????

WAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOURTH ONE?

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Ans: Marry

My Grand Father Lived SA

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses

Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle

Sardar: Aap K Father

Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

Santa: My Father Dug

Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad Killed It.

Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

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