Fat SMS Messages372 messages

Main Pyaar Ka
MUFTI Hoon Aur Mera
FatWA Hy

Jo Chorh De Raaho'n
Mein Wo KAAFIR Se Bhi
BAD'TAR Hy ... !!!!!
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The Father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D
Khaber he kaha thi k tum sy itni Muhabt ho jayie
k tum sy ek pal b door na rha paye gie
itni ulFat ho jayie gie tum bulao ya na bulao
hum khud he jana tumhry pass chaly ayie gy
"It is easier for a Father
to have children than
for children to have a real Father.

I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FatHERS DAY"
"God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father's Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million! "
I salute your Father who is taking care of such an idiot and duffer child.
He surely has got a strong stamina.

May your Father live Long.

Happy Father Day...
I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
Happy Father’s Day!
So many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
Thinking of u Father brings memories to mind,
Wonderful moments I will forever treasure,
I love u so dearly.
Happy Fathers Day!
A Father means so many things...
An understanding heart,
A source of strength and support right from the very start.
Happy Father's Day!!!
Friendly, Affectionate, Tender, Heroic, Easygoing and Righteous...
That's you Papa
Happy Father's Day!
Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day