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Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.


Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->


GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega


Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)


Pathan To Wife: Mera yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->

Indian Cricket Team
AUR
Toilet mai
Kya similarity Hai ?

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Nahi Pata

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Socho?

Think

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Simple yaar
?
"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
aur
"Dhoni" Vaha Bhi Hai.
Bus Itna Faraq hy yousaf or Mujh main FARAZ


Kay Ossy Gair Mujy yaar Bych Dytain Hain......
Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ.
Teri girlfrnd gae bazar,
usko milgaya dosra pyaar,
ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!
toba toba astagfar.
Twinkle Twinkle litle FARAZ!
Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ.
Teri girlfrnd gae bazar,
usko milgaya dosra pyaar,
ab tu baith k makhiyan maar!
toba toba astagfar.
Twinkle Twinkle litle FARAZ!
Teri yaari pe hum ko koi shak nahi Hai Faraz.....




Ye Sach hai k Teri Wafa ki Misaal
Kisi Kuttay se kam nahi.. :-)
hay baad-e-marg bhi yaaro wohi tafreeq ka aalam...

na qabrein aik jaisi hain,na katbay aik jaisay hain...!