wapis SMS Messages93 messages

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Ye Lo
Bakra
Eid tak isay khilana
Pilana
Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena
Maine b Qurbani krni hy
Karo ge yaad to haar baat yaad aye ge

Guzarte waqat ke her moj thehar jaye ge

Talash karo ge jo humse bather doost koi

Nigha door tak jak

wapis loot aye ge
2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya

''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.

Kuch Der Baad Wo wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya

Kisi Ne Pucha,

''Kyu Maar Dia''

Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''

Jeenay Do Musharaf
jism hun mein per
mujhmein koi jaan nahi

dil to hai paas per
ab ismein koi armaan nahi

chin gayi jo khushiyaan
to rahi koi iccha baki nahi

chala gaya jo ik baar
phir wo lauta wapis nahi

cha gaya jo uska khumaar
chahat bhi ab koi baki nahi

kho diya jo pyar ik baar
mila wo phir dubara nahi

kaash! mil jata wo mujhe
to usay jane kabhi deti nahi

jism hun mein per
mujhmein koi jaan nahi
Questions
Kon Sa Mosam Dil Ko Bahta Ha ?
Ans:
Apni Achi Aur Buri Aadat Batye ?
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Koi Film Jo Bar Bar Dekhi Ho ?
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Zindgi K Kin Dino Ma wapis Jana Chahte Ho ?
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Subha Ka Aghaz Kis Tarah Karte Ho ?
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Zindagi Kub Buri Lagti Ha ?
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Kabi Najomi Ko Hath Dikhaya ?
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Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do

Shadi Se Pehle Dulhan Ka Baap Dulhe Ko Kya Deta Hai?
Jo Shadi K Baad Wapas Leta Hai..?

Baap Apna Naam wapis Laita Hai Bcoz Wife Husband K Name Apnay Saath Use Karti Hai
Its Challenge 4 U?

Ans) Chain, Sukh, Neendh, Khushi Etc.
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me wapis Pee Gya ... "
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,

ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,












Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! :p
*Good Morning*

Utho Sathiyo Aur Mulk Ka Kuch Bhala Karo!

Jaaggoo...
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Acha Tum Ho...

SORRY!

Tum To wapis So Jao Issi Main He Mulk Ka Bhal Hai...

*Good Night*
Meri Ankhon pe marta hai
meri baaton par hansta hai
najane shaks hai kaisa?
mujhe khone se darta hai
woh jab bhi baat karta hai
yahi har baar kehta hai
Agar main bhool jaoon to?
Agar main rooth jaoon to?
Kabhi wapis na aaoon to?
bhula paoge yeh sab kuch..
yunhi hanste rahoge kia?
Yunhi sajte rahoge kia?
Yahi baatain hain bas uski
yahi yaadian hain bas uski
mujhe maloom hai itna
Mujhe woh pyar karta hai
MUJHE KHONE SE DARTA HAI...