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zardari aur Nawaz kee dosti aaj kal k pyar kee tarha hai,
naheen mantey,
Proof: "jab larki flirt karney k liye kehti hai"I love You" to larkey ko lagta hai k jaisay uss nein kya kar diya hai, halankey haqeeqat mein kuch b naheen hota"

Issi tarha jab zardari muskura detein hein to nawaz samjhtey hein k maumla suljh ghaya halankey hota kuch b nahee
keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,

aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k
aaj purani rahoon sey koi mujhe awaz na dey, dard mein doobey gheet na dey ghum ka sisakta saaz na dey,
(Zardari)
hum chord chaley hein mehfil ko yaad aaye kabhi to mat rona. (Nawaz Sharif)

socha tha pyar na karein ghey, hum na rice pe marein ghey.(Pervaiz)
I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground

And I M Hearing
what U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound

U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But wait...

U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late

That Its Too Late

To Appologize

Its To Late.
Kuch din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein Azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,

Farq to parta hai,

"Geo Zardari" tu ein nirri bemari
P o l i t i c i a n ...

One who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections

And

Your Confidence After ... ;->
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...

Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal ...
Khoon main ranga sara saal...

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
Bush on 14-12-2008

Bush finally found weapon of Mass Distruction (wMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay"

Now he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say
Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta
Topona owaha, Chage owaha,
Gawandyano ta owaya,
Tole Duniya ta owaya,
Elaan oka, Ogadi ga,
Lotona warawa, masti oka,
Pa zan rabande ka,
chi ta ta la chaSMS oko.
Sta da yadno so lumhe tere shwe,
Sta da ratlo hagha wade here shwe,

Ta che wayil za ba sparli k darzam,
Da sro golono wraze shpe tere shwe,

Sta intizar ke Mazhar naast wo gani,
Da khkolo khkolozqaafile tere shwey.