ungli SMS Messages57 messages

Jali Hui Rotiyon Per Bohat Shoar
Machaya Tum Ne
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Nadan
Maa Ki Jali
Hui ungliyan Daikh Letey To Bhook Hi
Mitt Jaati

woh haath me leke hilate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai



BOLO KYA?



Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
Usne rat k andhere me
mere hath ki hatheli pe
likha tha apni ungli se
Muje Pyar H Tmse
Jane kesi syahi thi wo
k mitati b nai or dikhti b nhi
Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay

Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha

Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi

MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se

Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...
pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli
Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
Akho me asuo k lakir ban ayi,

Kabhi socha na thaw o takdir ban gayi,

Humne phiraye bas ret pe ungliya,

Gor se dekha to apki tasvir ban gayi..
Sabhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki
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AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
Hanskar woh gamm ki saza dete hain,
zeher main thoda sa pyar mila dete hain,
jab bhi naam aata hain unke diwano ka,
log meri taraf ungliyan utha dete hain......!!!
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
Kahin Ek Masoom Nazuk Si Larki
Bohat Khoobsurat Magar Sanwli Si
Mujhay Apnay Khabon Ki Banhon Main Pa Kar
Kabhi Neend Main Muskurati Tu Ho Gi
Us Hi Neend Main Kass Masati Tu Ho Gi
Sirhanay Say Takkya Giraati Tu Ho Gi
Chalo Khatt Lekhain Us Nay Socha Tu Ho Ga
Qalam Hath Say Chutta Tu Ho Ga
unglianan Qalam Phir Othati Tu Hoon Gi
Dupatta Kahein Sir Say Sirak Jata Tu Ho Ga
Kai Khowab Seenay Ki Khamoshyon Main
Meri Yaad Say Jhanjhanati Tu Hooon Gi
Kahin K Kahin Paoon Partay Tu Hoon Gi
Kabhi Iqrar Mera Yaad Aya Tu Ho Ga
Kahin Ek Masoom Nazuk Si Larki
Bohat Khoobsurat Magar Sanwli Si
Kal raat janay kiya hoa!!
Kuch dair pehlay neend say…
Kuch ashq milnay aa gaey
Kuch khoab bhi tootay hoey..

Kuch raasta bhatki hoi,
Kuch gard mai lipti hoi,
Bay rabt si soochain kaee...
Bhooli hoi batain kaee…
Eik shakhs ki yaadain kaee…

Phir dair tak jaga raha
sochoN mai gum baitha raha
ungli say thanday farsh per
ek naam bas likhta raha

kal raat hi wo raat thi
kuch dair pehlay neend say
main dair tak rota raha……