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Wen u r lonely, m sad..
Wen u r happy, m glad..
Remeber dat wat ever u feel i feel it twice..
So if u miss me 1ce,
I Miss u 2ce:-)...
Do u Know???

The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life...??

1 Hour Exercise?
2 Time Bath?
3 Time Eat?
5 Times Pray?
6 Hour Sleep?
8 Hour Work?

& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.
Missing You ...

Is Not The Hard Part !!!

But ....

Knowing That

I Once Had You ...

Is What Breaks My
Heart ... !!!
I wil yad u very zyada
u b yad me bht much
u r very zyada gd dost of me
I thnk im b boht acha frnd of u ka
So plz dnt bholna me ko
Me also kadi v nai 4get u ;->
Aap ki yaad mAap ki yaad main ain ek shair arz hai.
Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar.

Wah wah

Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar..

I Miss u Yaar
I Miss u Yaar.. ;->
This Love is Love the Love
best Love way Love to Love say
Love u Love that Love I
Love Miss Love u Love,
read it again widout word Love.
Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:


WHAT ABOuT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
HuSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, u Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
One Boy To Another, What Did u Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->