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Santa:

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: usne Kaha

Wrong Number

Mathematics And Women R D 2

Mathematics And Women R D 2

Most Complicated Things In Dis World.

But,

Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have

agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?

agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?

hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?

Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga

"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"

Shaadi K Baad ... !

Shaadi K Baad ... !

Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"

Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"

Aur

Phir us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny

"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->

An Accountant

An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->

Wife: Darling !

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

Wife: Darling !

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop

Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)

10,15 Dino Me Logon

10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne Ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo ALLAH KO Piyare Hogae,

ALLAH PAK unko Jannat Nasib Kre,

Ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein

Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,

Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,

Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?

Ladke Ka Dost uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai

Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche uska Baap Hai

Tee Quotes

Tee Quotes

1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special

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