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Your friendship is like Paktel,
DIL TO AIK HAY
Your sincerity is like Telenor,
CHAHO KUCH BARH K
Your love is like Haleeb,
GARHA JO HAY
Your smile is like twist,
HILA K RAKH DAY
Your voice is like Nokia,
CONNECTING PEOPLE
Your style like ufone,
TUM HI TO HO
Your dressing like Mobilink JAZZ,
AUR sunaO
My response like Warid,
WE CARE
Chand Raat

Chand Raat Darasal Allah Ta,Ala Ki

Taraf Say Un Roza Daroon K Ley Inaam Hai,

Jinhoon Na Gunahoon Say Bachtay

Hoey Quran suna Aur Qayam Kia


Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.


Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "



wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."




Sorry, abhi itna he suna tha k light chali gaie.
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,
Socha tha ab chor den is pyar k khel ko,
Pr suna hy pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hy.
Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!!

suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHSIN" b rehta Hai;-)
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "



wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."





Sorry, abhi itna he suna tha k light chali gaie.
Aik ganda msg sunaon?


aik larka hota hai,


wo gatar main gir jata hai
Aye Haye :_
*Ganddaaaaaa*
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do