sharabi SMS Messages29 messages

ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya

log us k ird gird jama hogae
aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai?

wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!
Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

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Moral: Sare AASHIQ sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D
Za sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,

Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
Us ne honton se choo kar pani ko gulabi kardiya

Hamari Baat to or thi ae Faraz

Usne Machliyon ko bhi sharabi Kar Diya.........
=|| Sachae |||=


School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna
yadon mein kabhee aap bhi khoyae hongae,
khulee ankon se kabhee aap bhi soyae hongae,
mana hasna hai aadath gum chupanae ki,
par haste-haste kabhee aap bhi royae hongae!!!

dard kafi hai bekudhe ke liye,
maut zaroori hai zindagi ke liye,
kaun marta hai kisi ke liyae
hum to zinda hai sirf aap jaise dosto ke liye!!

faslae mita kar aapas mein pyar rakhnaa
dosti ka yeh ristha humesha yun hi barkaraar rakhna
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum
anakho mein humesha humara intezaar rakhna!!

ek pathar kafi hai sisha thodnae ke liye
ek baath kafi hai dil thodnae ke liye
aur ek dost kafi hai zindagi jee lene ke liye!!

kuch nasha apki baton ka hai,
kuch nasha dheemi barsat ka hai,
hamne aap yunhi sharabi math kahiyae
yeh dil par asar apkae mulaqat ka hai!!
Za sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,

Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!
Ankhen thi kahan itni sharabi pehle

Chehre the kahan itne kitaabi pehle

Aaina zara dekhiye boson ke baad

Kya hoth the itne hi gulabi pehle.
Hum Na Samjhe Thay Teri Nazro’n Ka Taqaza Kia Hai
Kabhi Jalwa Kabhi Parda Ye Tamasha Kia Hai

Mujh Ko Madhosh Sa Kr Rakha Hai Teri Aankhon Ne
Werna Saaqi Tere Maikhaane Main Rakha Kia Hai

Dekh Le Laila Tere Majnu Ka Kaleja Kia Hai
Khaak Main Mil K B Kehta Hai Bigra Kia Hai

Ye Suraahi Sa Badn Le Ker Maire Saamne Na Aa
Main sharabi Hoon sharabi Ka Bharosa Kia Hai

Apne Honton Ko Maire Honton Se Chonay Na De
Ek Do Ghoont Se Botal Ka Bigarta Kia Hai
Hum na samjhe tere nazroon ki taqaza kya hai...
Kabhi jalwa kabhi parda ye tamasha kya hai...

Mujh ko madhosh sa ker rakha hai tere aankhon ne...
Warna ae Saaqi tere meh khane mien rakha kya hai...

Dekh laila tere majnoo ka kaleja kya hai...
Khak mien mil k bhi kehta hai k bigra kya hai...

Ye surahi sa badan le k mere samne na aa...
Main sharabi hoon sharabi ka bharosa he kya hai...

Aapne honton ko mere honton se chone to de...
Aik do ghoont se bottle ka bigarta kya hai...