shadi SMS Messages250 messages

Amazing

shadi Se Pehle"

Boy:Kash Wo Din Jald Aye.
Girl:Tm Muje Chor Nhi DoGe?
Boy:Nhi Esa Sochna B MaT.
.........Girl:Will U Miss Me?
Boy:Yes.
Girl:TumHari ZindaGi Mei Koi Aur To Nhi?
Boy:No Not aT All.
Girl:Do U Love Me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl:Oh Dear.

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"shadi K Baad"

Ab Ye StaTus Nechey Se Uper ParHen.

Pathan

New married couple of Pathan and Pathani:
Pathani: hamari shadi ko 24 hourz ho chukay hain
Pathan: Aur aisa lagta hai jese abi kal ki bat ho..........

BMW

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”

fun

Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: shadi.."

santa

Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: shadi
Teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
Teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan

Funny

Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/

Tumse shadi kar k

Husband:Tumse shadi kar k mujhe ek baat ka to fayida huwa,

Wife:Konsa ?

Husband:Mujhe apne saarey gunaahon ki saza dunya mein hi mil gayi.

Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

Pappu Dadi

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

Defence ka nazara

Defence ka nazara.

liberty ka fawara.

shadi tumhari honi nahi.

karo poondi py guzara.

Aaj Se 15 Saal

Aaj Se 15 Saal Pehle Sirf Ameer Log Hi Candle Light Diner Karte That .....

Magar Aj Har Koi Candel Light Diner Karrta Hai ( Due To Loud shading )

JEO MUSHARAF

AYE KAAAASH.

AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI shadi PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA

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