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LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai
8 Best Moments In Life

> Giving The 1st salary To Ur Parents.

> Thinking Your Love With Tears.

> Looking Old Photos & Smiling.

> A Sweet & Emotional Chat With Friends

> Holding Hands With Your Loved Ones For A Walk.

> Getting A Hug From One Who Cares You.

> 1st Kiss To Your Child When He /She Is Born.

> The Moments When Your Eyes Are Filled With Tears After A Big Laugh.

" Hit Like If U Have Best Moments" ?
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

Manager : You
are appointed
.

.

.

your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
.

.

.

Next Year it Will
be 20,000
.

.

.

Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
Vacancy available

Post... True Friend

Ability... Loving & Caring

Experience... Not Required

Duty... To Sms Daily

salary... Never Ending Love

To Apply......
Send a sweet SMS...... :->
Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity-Loving & caring
Duty-To love
Experience-Not reqiured.
salary- Never Ending Love.
Joining-Immediately.
Are you interested...
POST:
True Friend
ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring
DUTY:
To Love
EXPERIENCE:
Not Required
salary:
Never Ending Love
JOINING:
Immediately
" R U INTERESTED? "
Weakly One Day Holiday,

Monthly One Day salary Day,

Yearly One Day Birthday,

Lifely One Day Death Day,

But Sharing

FRIENDSHIP

Is Every Day
Ur aim in life shud b 54321..
Shockd !!
I mean…

5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
&
1- One sweetheart
Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur salary?

Boy said : Kya ? salary bhhi miligi ?
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

salary Pakstani.