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7 sal Pehle Meri Girl Frnd K sare Bhai Ghar Main Rehte Thai

Aur Us K sath Date Marna Muskil Hota Tha
Ab sab Bhai Atta K Liye Line Main Kahrey Rehtey Hain

Ab Maze Hi Maze ....

Geo Musharaf
Q:PAKIsTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,


Roads,


Bridge,


Aeroplane,


Tarbela Dam,


And Finally,


General Pervaiz
In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai
Hitler Bhi sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Musharaf Ka Atta Hay...
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Genay Do Musharf
tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO MUsHARRAF

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke sAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO MUsHARRAF
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay






Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
shukrya
Ek Chotta sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari si

Girlfriend K sath Date Pe Janay Ka socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do

Musharaf
yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,

"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai
Tum Mre 7
Me Tere 7
Asman B 7
samndar B 7
To Hmesha Rha Mere 7
Jena B 7
Marna B 7
Hansna B 7
Rona B 7
Q K Aaj Date B 7
Month B 7
Bomb Blast Bhi 7 :(
2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya

''Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.

Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya

Kisi Ne Pucha,

''Kyu Maar Dia''

Mayusi sE Jawab Dia, ''Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..''

Jeenay Do Musharaf
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->
sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali shah. :-)