raju SMS Messages7 messages

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->
rajuS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

raju-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO