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A man dies and

A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
.
.
Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->

2 Din Baad Aap

2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge.
Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad “HOLI” Hai
And Remember I Am The First person To Wish You
“HAPPY HOLI”…

To realize the value

To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a
mother who gave birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask an
Editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the
couple who is waiting to meet.

To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a
person who missed the train.

To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a
person who just avoided an accident.

To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask
the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.

To realize the value of FRIENDS, ask a
person WHO cannot name one.

When A Person

When A person Doesn''t Have Gratitude. . . Something Is Missing In His Or Her Humanity. . . A person Can Almost Be Defined By His Or Her Attitude Toward Gratitude. . .

Never Loose Hope

One Day Ur Dreams Will Come True. . . One Day Ur Presence Shall Be Precious. . . One Day You''ll Be The Happiest person In This World And That Day May Be Today . . . .

Never Loose Hope. . . :)

Success means doing

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be.

Success means doing

Real person are

Real person are not those,

who are always around you,

when everything is almost perfect.

....

They are the ones

who dig deep into the ground

when you''re down just to put you up and say,

"Everything''s gonna be alright."

Expect least from

Expect least from life and you would be the happiest person in the world.

Because if you dont get what you wished for, you would not get agreived

and if you get it you would get what you didn''t even expected.

A person who

A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself.

He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it

A person sometimes

A person sometimes devotes all his life for

development of his assests and in the course

ignoring himself..

ThaNks 2 tHosE wHo

ThaNks 2 tHosE wHo hAtEd mE,
tHey maDe mE a sTrOngeR person

tHX 2 tHos wHo luVd mE,
tHey maDe My hEart BigGer

tHx 2 tHos whO wOrrIed aBt mE,
tHey leT mE kNw DaT tHey aCtuaLlY CarEd

tHx 2 ThOs wHo lEft mE,
tHey sHoWed mE noT evRythnG laSts

tHx 2 thOs wHo eNtereD mY liFe,
tHey MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY <-:

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