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Attendence

Attendence..

pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Pappu to chinese

pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
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Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
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pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.

papu

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

Un K Ghar K Saamne Naach Naach Kar chapaL Tak Torr Di

Un K Ghar K Saamne Naach Naach Kar chapaL Tak Torr Di hum ne "Faraz":-(

Zaalim enjoy KRNe K Baad Keh Gayi K!
"pappu Cant Dance.%-) sala.

Common sense

Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D

pappu

Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
pappu:
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai

Pappu Dadi

pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

BakRa TaLAsH KaR

BakRa TaLAsH KaR kaR k THaK GaYa HoOn "pappu"
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PhIr KisI Ne aWaZ laGaI:

DO DANT KHASI,
PAKAR LO RASSI.....

Aik Scientific Sher Arz

Aik Scientific Sher Arz Hay...

Machhar K Kaatnay Se pappu Ko Ho Gaya Maleria,

Pressure Is Equal To Force Per Unit Area... =P ;->

Why Pappu Cant Dance?

Why pappu Cant Dance?
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Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata.

Zara Pata Te Kar K Dus

pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da...;-)

Ab mai ne ph0ne pey bachiy0n sy baten krna

Ab mai ne ph0ne pey bachiy0n sy baten krna chorde hain. . .
pappu

hr kisi k0 meyassr hua to aam ho jaownga. . . ;->

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