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A Determined Person
Will Do More With A Pan & paper


Than


A Lazy Person Will
Accomplish With A Personal Computer ... =)
>> ToDaYzZz tHoUgHt <<

Out Of The Same paper,
U Can Make A Book,
A Ticket,A Boat Or A Plane!
Ur Destiny Is Not What U Get But
What U Make Out Of What U Have.
In Life,

Future is a Question paper,

Past is a News paper

and

Present is an Answer paper!

So, Read, Learn & Write Carefully.
Yesterday is a waste paper.

Today is a news paper.

Tomorrow is question paper.

but Life is an answer paper.

So be careful what u write on it..
A paper flying in air

is due to its luck

but a bird is flying due to its effort.

So if luck is not with u,

efforts r always there to support u.
/wiLd thoUgHT\

A paper Flying In Air
Due 2 Its Luck

But A Bird Is Flying Due 2 Its Effort.

So If Luck Is Not With U

Efforts are Always There 2 Support U :)
Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Luv is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
only My Luv is TRUE


Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge