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Pandit nay ap k Mobile ki kundli

pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.

Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain

Pandit ne ap k mobile

pandit ne ap k mobile k khndli dekh ker btaya he k ap k mobile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki baali dai ta k shanti ho.
Dhanewad..

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?

Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao

pandit: Fer

Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->

Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me

Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai.
pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.

Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

pandit2-Why?

pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho

pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

pandit1ur son is po

pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

pandit2-Why?

pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

ladki wale hame ais

ladki wale hame ais

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho

pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

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